Sandbagger

You say you’re a 14 handicap, but we all saw that buttery 3-wood on the par 5. Enter: The Sandbagger — our most dangerously deceptive polo yet. Built with 92% polyester, 8% spandex, it’s smooth, flexible, and suspiciously good-looking… just like your short game.

• Quick-dry fabric for sweaty palms after you “accidentally” shoot 73
• Athletic fit — because sandbaggers don’t wear boxy shirts
• Designed to raise eyebrows and trophies Stretchy enough to carry all that fake humility

Disclaimer: Wearing this polo may result in side bets, hurt feelings, and accusations of "ringer."